no thank you

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent


humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.